I'd kill for a cup of tea

Yes, that's right I would.

And this teapot would do the trick.

How cool is that?!

Designer Foods and a hello!

Hello! Yes I do realise I have been away for donkeys. Well, it's been over a month and in the world of blogging that is just outrageous! So I'm very sorry indeed.

A lot has happened in that time. I've got a new job (yay!) as a Social Media Executive and I've just bought a house (more on this another day) but yeh, pretty life-changing stuff isn't it? All good though.

Now the thing that has prompted me to post today is a, kind of, recurrent theme on my blog. I saw it and just had to jump on here to share it. Now for those of you that have read this blog before, (yes, that's right, you...just you...yep...just the one person sitting there reading this. Me and you, it's ok. I feel like we've bonded now) we will know what I mean when I say 'designer foods'. Yes. So while searching the interweb, I find that one of the things that fascinates me the most is designer-based foods. I probably need to get out more...

Anyway, check it out. This is one is from Sip, Chat, Chow. Like me, she likes fashion and lots of food but the difference is she did something utterly creative with it.

Now, let's say you did wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy. What would you have for breakfast? Some Gucci Loops perhaps...

And there's a lot more where that came from. You can see Louis Vuitton and Burberry make an appearance too.

Time for me to head off but before I do, I realise that the font on this blog is lame-core if you're a PC user, so I will change it soon. Just for the one person reading this of course. Don't tell me I don't think of you.

Cat Filth

I had to share.

This made me laugh out tears (LOTs).

Thank you to CaptainTomFace for pointing it out.

Source: Reddit.com

The 10 Bestest and Funniest Tumblr Blogs Around

...according to me that is.

Now, don't get me wrong. I don't claim to know of every Tumblr blog that exists but there are certainly some brilliantly funny ones out there.

And here they are:

selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com - now we start with this one. Why? Because pretty much everyone knows about it already. And it's still funny now even though it's proper mainstream.

lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com - why did I never think of this one myself?

bubleraptor.tumblr.com - I love the Buble. He's a sexy man.

dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com - yeh that's right! Your dad is cooler than you.

ridiculouspicturesofcelinedion.tumblr.com* - Came across this very recently. Who knew there were so many?

rhythmisadanson.tumblr.com - Ok, so this is my own but it's allowed right? It is according to me after all. Come oooooooooon, let me have it. Yes!

sleepylauren.tumblr.com - There are some gems in there which make you 'LOL' or the occasional 'ROFL'.

clientsfromhell.net - You could get carried away reading the whole thing when you don't have anything to do.

flyingscotsman.tumblr.com - Funny Scottish guy with great little finds.

stockphotogirl.tumblr.com - We all wondered but never had the guts to say it. No? Just me then (and the dude wot wrote it obviously!)

So there you have it. Consider yourself spoiled.

* So, they removed the Celine one. Turns out Celine Dion doesn't have a sense of humour. Unfortunately, you will just have to imagine just how ridiculous it was. The levels of ridiculous would be equal to this.

Nature Calls

Easily the best thing I've come across this week. I'm not normally such a sap but it's very engaging, brilliantly made and worth a look at...

www.wemissyou.de

Rhythm is a Danson

So, the other day my main squeeze and I sat in a taxi listening to the tunage that is "Rhythm is a Dancer". If you grew up in the 90's, you're totally going to remember it and love it too!

He thought it was funny to sing along and replace the word 'Dancer' with 'Danson'...as in Ted Danson of Cheers fame. Cue an endless, and hilarious, night of trying to fit 'Danson' in anything that has the word 'Dancer' in it. We were entertained for hours! (It seems we don't have that much to do...)

Ok, yes, we may be losers but we produced some brilliant ones like this,

...and where did the above come from, I hear you ask? Well, yes, you guessed it. We've got a whole website full of them. You can even follow it on Twitter! Submit some of your own (but it won't be better than mine).

Shoes, Glorious Shoes

Shoes are great, aren't they?

I have a lot of shoes, as do most people but this has to be my favourite by far! And I just wanted to share it with you because it's amazing!

My cousin's wedding is coming up and I'm saving these bad boys for the day. (I hate saving stuff, I want to wear them NOW!)

These ones are KG by Kurt Geiger. If you want you can buy them here. Tell them I sent you. It won't make a difference...just sounded cool. Bye.